Histoire interactive en anglais.

Ceci est pas mal ce qu'on peut appeler une histoire de groupe.

Le principe est simple; on commence l'histoire, et le posteur suivant la continue. Chacun écrit une ou deux phrases seulement, alors du coup pas besoin d'être très doué en écriture, ça finit presque toujours en truc absurde, d'où la beauté de la chose! xD
Alors, comme j'ai pas trop d'inspiration...

Bien sur tout se déroule en anglais, les messages qui ne sont pas en anglais (sauf si ils sont pour corriger) seront supprimé.

I start,

Once upon a time....

.....a talkative teenager who speak to say nothing.....

So to say nothing that he says nothing....

.....however, even if he know it, he doesn't make nothing to.....

change his train of thoughts on how his life was boring, so he decided to...

kill the president of the USA ^^'

Of course, it wasn't an easy job so he hired...

....John Rambo to help him.....

Rambo gladly accepted, for he himself disliked the president, but he gave one condition...

suck me .......xD

He says a yes not convincing but in him he was too happy because...

Because he(it) was enjoying

to suck him

He was enjoying it so much that instead of going on a killing spree, they went out to pick flowers but...

...Arnold Swarzenegger kills them with a 90 mm.....

And bush throat(breast) killed arnold.....

bush throat(breast) ... what? xD

Anyways. Why do everyone always end up dead? xD

(following of the story-)

... That's when Arnold's mother comes in the picture...

... with baskets full of what seemed to look like strawberry jam. But then....

... she noticed the body of her dead son (and how didn't she notice before, God only can know), so she...

.....took a bomb in her pocket and.....

Everybody menaca....

what.....???????

everybody menaça?????

je c pas comment on dit tout le monde lee menaca

Tout le monde, c'est bien everybody.

Menaça, c'est "threatened".

Le, tu veux dire quoi?? xD Parce que le sujet pour l'instant, c'est la mère, donc "la".

Tout le monde la menaça= everybody threatened her

Elle menaça tout le monde= she threatened everybody

et si c'est aucune des deux bein...?? xD

...she threatened everybody with a M4 Carabine and says : Go out! if....

... if you want to live, that is: my son will be avenged...

(fais gaffe à tes temps de verbes, cousin. xP ton "says" devrait être un "said" xD)

....Tom Cruise scream: "Stop and stare".....